[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]2legittoquit 209 points210 points211 points 3 years ago (0 children). [–]darthluigi36 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]Eagle13559 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children), But makes up for it with those trombone skills tho, [–]bigoldgeek 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children). They are two giants of the animal kingdom, but that did not stop this male elephant and black rhino from clashing dramatically in a fearsome fight at a park in Africa. They're particularly well-known for hiding in and around banana plants, forming a particular health hazard not just to people involved in harvesting bananas, but also to people who simply like to eat bananas, when they chance upon a saucer-sized spider in their bananas. Most people consider them nothing more than a summer evening nuisance, but they are the deadliest animal on earth. Failure to treat your fellow users with respect can lead to a warning or ban. A lot of mights, and even if they all pay off... A cobra is going to die from being trampled basically every time if an elephant is actively fighting it. If so those instantly lethal tree frogs win. Biscuit: I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE, GUYS. Sarge: Last civvies evacuated yesterday, Zeke. I would have to give it to the big Brown bear or polar bear (They are incredibly similar, so it wouod depend on environs for the fight). I've seen the hybrids, but never a stat like that, [–]IceNeun 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (2 children). People are saying elephants, but I would give it to some kind of snake. Biscuit, you deployed that razor wire in the alley behind us, right? I don't like an unarmed man's chances against quite a few animals. [–]IceNeun 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (8 children). But it'd at least compete against a hippo or rhino. that a particular octopus took a particular dislike to, possibly because she messed up a complicated octopus handshake ritual. Probably. They do not have bacteria, and it's unclear if their venom is even used for killing prey. [–]DrBleak 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children). Also of note, along with being the size of cars, they, much like cars, are not brought down by casual gunfire. When most animals are wounded, they usually run and hide, but not leopards. Animal protein sources are higher in certain nutrients, such as vitamin B12, vitamin D, the omega-3 fatty acid DHA, heme-iron and zinc. [–]Iamnotburgerking 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago* (2 children). Also, if humans DON'T have prep time, we're gonna get fucked up by a lot of things in this tournament. Copyright © 2005-2021. Threads asking how X character would do with a Y-Colored Lantern Ring are not allowed. Catfish (order Siluriformes), those beady-eyed fish named for their feline-like whiskers, typically have more than 100,000 taste buds. Zeke: I think he's right, Sarge. If you didn't plan on sleeping this week, say hello to the mimic octopus: Yeah. Holy crap, they're in the trees. Rendered by PID 17159 on r2-app-037fbf02d1ae9ffbe at 2021-02-15 13:20:55.000211+00:00 running 6289523 country code: KR. I don't think we should have brought him. The octopus hated this girl so much that any time she walked by his tank, he'd spit on her. [–]Mufazaaa 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]thisisredditnigga[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]MargotRobbieRotten 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (29 children). No, getting shot just seems to piss them off. When they grow up these people tend to find other beings that they can exert all their frustration. But it scales both ways: jaguars are about a third the size of a fully grown tiger. A male Asian elephant has a long, hefty penis that he can move around with a set of enlarged muscles at its base. And at night, the ants stop, forming a colony out of their own bodies, full of tunnels, passageways, and public spaces, filled with what still must surely be a tremendous amount of murdering other species. I'm proud of you. [–]bullbob 53 points54 points55 points 3 years ago (27 children). Almost all other animals — including elephants, mice and humans — have a.6 percent ratio. Trees, you'll recall, are those large woody pieces of vegetation known for being tall enough for humans to walk under. While every other animal has to always be alert, worried about what larger, more cunning animals are doing, humans have been able to relax and dedicate our fight-or-flight reflexes to more leisurely pursuits, like car racing and fight clubs and car fighting. That relates to Cole's father and mother, and all the other bad things in his life represent the bad ingredients, but can make a yummy cake if changed. Send us a message we'd love to help you with your thread. Elephants, I imagine. Rhinos (and their horn) are too low to the ground to hit an elephants vital organs, but an elephants tusks would be perfectly positioned to hit the rhino. Never knew Steven Hawking did Animal Science too! Really wish this guy wasn't talking the whole damn video. It took us a very, very long time to take over the world. IIRC, elephants and buffalo would kill the big cats, so I would think that elephants and/or polar bears would come out on top. With weapons, he's got a shot (hah) but unarmed he's screwed. Most predatory mammals are way stronger than we are. Who could survive the longest in an increasingly more dangerous jungle? [–]GreyDeath 55 points56 points57 points 3 years ago (5 children). But even with this advantage I don't believe that they'd do amazingly well against Dinosaurs like the T-Rex simply because their weight is now assumed to be distributed such that they moved on four legs, and weren't bipedal like the T-Rex, and their mouth was long and designed to snap up fish, leading me to believe they couldn't do that much damage to another large dinosaur compared to others, [–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children). Surprisingly, the most dangerous animal to humans is not a large, sharp-toothed predator but rather a tiny, buzzing insect. We'll be safe here. Snakes don't have a chance at all, the venom takes too long to land a ko against the big players before they stomp the snake dead. Sarge: Calm down, Biscuit. Then venomous or just lethal tiny animals and insects would stomp. Small bitch crocs maybe, show me a lion killing a grown nile crocodile or a saltwater one. [–]aslak123 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]the_ocalhoun 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]SidearmsOnTwitch 260 points261 points262 points 3 years ago (34 children). The elephant would stomp the cobra before succumbing. Spinosaurus was pretty specialized as far as large carnivorous dinosaurs go, its jaw and teeth are better suited for fish than large terrestrial prey (though it probably hunted a wide range, perhaps using crocodillian ambush tactics). Airborne poop attack that renders an animals blind so they run off cliffs. I think the bigger ones are actually female. [–]iamthegraham 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children). Washington, Tokyo. That's why we're taking the fight to their home. Jaguars are much smaller than tigers, and one of their prey is the caiman, which is basically a much smaller crocodile. [–]kslidz 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children). [–]njwood97 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (2 children). Wait. Sarge: Biscuit! He is not handling this so good. [–]Iamnotburgerking 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]Lammergayer 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (9 children), [–]Basigon 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children), You say that but some parrot variations can live for over 90 years, [–]cardboard-cutout 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (26 children). And not just to go wander off and die somewhere. Special Powers: breeding ability, terror. And were they to ever organize on a scale larger than a few million, that could change. Sure, but this guy was grabbing him with the intention of carrying it away to eat later. 500 pounds with the dexterity of a cat is what we're talking about here (at least with tigers). It's not even in the same ballpark between the bigger dinosaurs and the mammoth. [3:48]. Hippos have been killed by one or two male lions. Report rule breaking and leave rule enforcement to the mods. Copyright ©2005-2021. They are splendid beings in their own right, who have evolved alongside us as co-inheritors of all the beauty and abundance of life on this planet” Marc Bekoff, Animals Matter: A Biologist Explains Why We Should Treat Animals with Compassion… [–]rahajaba 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children). They're roughly the same weight. They associate violence as a normal act. [–]GreatWhiteLuchador 52 points53 points54 points 3 years ago (31 children), I don't know, I think there is a case to be made for the polar bear, [–]Wanderlustfull 137 points138 points139 points 3 years ago (29 children). -Private Biscuit leaps into the air, dropping his boot, which is crawling with spiders-. -Sarge gently tousles Private Biscuit's hair-. Well then some insect or jellyfish or sponge outlives everyone. If you're going to repost try to broaden or change the discussion to keep it fresh. Brown bears are a little more live and let live compared to the purely carnivore murderous polar bears. Siberian Tigers have a history of eating brown bears, and they're far more intelligent and experienced hunters. [–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (26 children), [–]beka13 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (4 children). For a human to kill an animal bare handed, he pretty much has to choke the thing to death. Which Gundam, if any, can kill Shin Godzilla? Include detail when posting. Joke posts, or posts that are primarily humurous in nature, are not allowed. There are numerous documented cases of king cobras killing elephants. One of the big sauropods can simply kill things by having animals fall into its footprints. Squealer explains that the pigs and dogs do very important workfilling out forms and such. [–]Powersoutdotcom 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]youtubefactsbot 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children), Elephant kills Rhino in a brutal fight in African Jungle [2:18]. have found them behind desks, on bookshelves, and in teapots. Biscuit: But I dropped my mask. [–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]EdgarTheBrave 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children). In terms of total body mass, all the ants on Earth may outweigh all the humans, and when you consider just how enormous humans are getting, that amounts to a whole lot of ants. Thanks, though! The best answer here imo, we rose to the top of the food chain to the point we're not longer in it, for a reason. But how did we get to be so fortunate? [–]Seamus_The_Mick 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (1 child). If a big cat is in water, he's toast, if the crocodile tries to kill a sleeping big cat the cat is also toast, but an adult full sized big cat that is aware of the crocodile and both are on land? For 1v1, the Elephant is the most obvious answer. Biscuit: THEY'RE IN MY HAIR THEY'RE IN MY HAIR THEY'RE IN MY ... derp. -Private Biscuit goes into a catatonic state and never recovers. Coming out on top (in an elimination based tournament) and being able to aquire the most wins will have wastly different winners. This now includes "You vs" posts as of 29/10/2018; details on why are included in this modpost. [–]L00fah 34 points35 points36 points 3 years ago (4 children). Additionally, many comparatively smaller animals will also consider cats a viable meal. Bartmann, C.P. [–]GreyDeath 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child). Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! [–]thebonesinger 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (1 child). [–]jake_eric 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child). She disappeared for a while, because who's got time for that, only to return a year later to find that, yes, the octopus recognized her, and yes, he was going to keep spitting on her. Sure, salties bite harder, but both animals have skull crushing bites. Special Powers: intelligence, ink-squirting, shape-shifting, base-8 arithmetic, Population Available for Military Service: unknown. THEY ARE IN THE GOD-DAMNED TREES. Elephant for sure. Although idk what the average resistance to their poison is. 72 bpm . For example, a peak saltwater crocodile would be over 20 feet long, while an average adult saltwater crocodile is closer to 17 feet. Turns out I was wrong, I got that trait confused with Ligers, which are bigger than either tigers or lions. So, octopuses are intelligent, tool-wielding, shape-shifting grudge holders, and the only reason they haven't attacked us yet is because to them, we don't taste very good without being deep fried either. I'm not so sure a polar bear would be as helpless as you believe. [–]Lord_Rapunzel 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child). Subreddit vs Subreddit posts or other posts looking to get a rise out of other online communities (Tumblr, 4chan, etc, etc). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly–polar_bear_hybrid, [–]Destr0p 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children). The T-Rex never existed, it's just a hoax. African savannah Elephant is way bigger than the Indian and the African forest elephants. Come on people admit posters like PabloBatistaner make you laugh. So much poison. [–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children). The Janitor (Willy's Wonderland) tries to solo the Fnaf Universe, can he do it? Kick him in the head! Humans, cars, trucks, whatever. the contender for best competitors might also be walruses because they have decent matchups against medium sized mammals besides being immune to the thirst strategy. The elephant in first, followed by rhino, hippo, Kodiak bear, polar bear, Siberian tiger, then bengal tiger. That's right. They'd probably run down a tank, but no one's been willing to risk one of their tanks yet. Thanks for building this, guys. Sarge: Good. The farm seems to have grown richer, but only the many pigs and dogs live comfortable lives. Everyone watches nervously as Private Biscuit puts his helmet on, without incident-. But if you gave the man a bow/spear and some prep time for traps then he'd easily win. [–]lonesomegalaxy 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (25 children). [–]Meriog 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children). [–]Iamnotburgerking 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children). [–]cislum 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (6 children). They're big bastards, too, coming in at about 6 inches wide. T. rex seemed to be the only species that would actually eat the guests instead of mauling them. I might have to put my money on the crocodile, they can be fucking fast in water and they're pretty patient, they'll wait for their opponent to come into the water at which point they gon drown. A Tyrannosaurus Rex seems like it would stomp this hardcore. It'd be tempting to say wolves, before we got at them they were a major apex predator that could take on lots of other stronger, larger, and smarter animals and win. There are scads of examples of long-term attachments between animals of different species. There is no real good definition for the term "land animal". [–]deathmetal27 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children). Generally, it has been observed that such a situation arises when the pet owner is not aware of or does not bother to take proper care of the pet’s needs for food, shelter, medical attention etc. Maybe even animal intelligence may matter, [–]jeegte12 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (2 children). So it would be like 20 150kg wolves vs 1 1500kg elephant or 150000 10g ants or 75 20kg rattlesnakes, [–]FredChocoBear 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (2 children). [–]toticky 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (3 children), i disagree this shows multiple lions trying to take down a BABY hippo that may have been sick and it (from the pictures) looks like it takes at around a day, [–]Travyplx 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (2 children). Mobility is much more important than raw strengh here. We wanted to wish a happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there, both human and animal fathers alike! But here are five tough cookies that manage to beat the heat in some of the hottest places on Earth. I guess that means that polar bears are the largest bears. I really think it might depend a lot on how far from the water we're talking about here, but a tiger absolutely has the advantage when it comes to being able to position itself favorably against it's opponent. See this post for details. [–]mrt90 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (2 children). Population Available for Military Service: 82.3 million. They are just that big. Certain Types of … Certain venemous snakes and insects may have quite a few kills, and even monkeys have been seen to use clever strategies to beat off enemies such as crocodiles (though not actually kill). “There are a whole menu of theories,” Large said. Join him on Facebook or Twitter and make him reconsider that. I don't think a cobra could 5/10 an Elephant(or hippo) without being trampled. 1500kg of highly venomous spiders or scorpions. Use your best judgment. We all have our preferences. Actually, Komodos don't follow prey around for days, as most documentaries claim. Comments that are a few words and contribute no actual discussion ('lol' or '___ stomps'). It was kind of weird looking, it lived underwater, and until the invention of deep fryers, it wasn't especially tasty. On an island about 30 miles long, there may be 2 million of them. [–]polaristar 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]Natdaprat 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (16 children). Frenchie falls from the roof turret-. Posts with no details or specifications whatsoever. Disruptive gimmick accounts will be first warned then removed. I'd go with whatever the most aggressive/large elephant species is, [–]IceNeun 45 points46 points47 points 3 years ago (7 children). Video showing how the crocodile is nothing to the tiger. Not smart enough to make a difference.... [–]Eagle13559 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]iamwussupwussup 44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (12 children). Biscuit: THEY'RE IN MY HAIR THEY'RE IN MY HAIR THEY'RE IN MY HAIR. We move in five. Wikimedia Commons"Hello again! Grizzly-polar bear hybrids are smaller than polar bears but bigger than grizzly bears. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. [–]lonesomegalaxy 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (10 children). There are cases where traumatized/mentally ill elephants have gone on killing sprees and raped/killed dozens of rhinos. Many animals age and die, and few recall the days before the Rebellion. But don't take too much solace in that, because they can move underground, too. No one expects you to be a genius when it comes to every aspect of every character. The other is passive abuse includes lack of care or negligence towards pets. Which of God's creations shall I have today?". If Zoo Tycoon taught me anything, a single emperor penguin sweeps. A pigeon. Any other herbivores like Triceratops and Ankylosaurous would also get far! Sarge: So the alley behind us isn't a mass of razor wire? Posting a fake picture and a video of nothing say crocodile wins. If so, a bird of prey could probably manage everything else, if given infinite time, swoop in, cut, hope infection gets them. It's the Snake Commander. We have made it our mission to celebrate the underrated badasses of the animal kingdom because in general, Hollywood has taught us to be afraid of the wrong creatures.. For instance, for every animal you'd be terrified to run across in the wild, the odds are there is at least one other beast who sees it as a tasty snack.

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